Showing posts with label shellfish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shellfish. Show all posts

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Sri Lankan Food

Whoo, here we go. This is gonna be a long one!!!  :)

Coconut is HUGE here. They do everything with it. For us westerners, eating locally and foraging for food has been a reactionary movement but for many Sri Lankans, eating locally and foraging is essential to their survival. They make the most of what they have. My introduction to Sri Lankan coconuts occurred about an hour after I landed. I mentioned to my driver that I was hungry and he stopped off at a roadside eatery for breakfast. We got the typical, average-Joe meal. In Sri Lanka, the average meal is starch & curry. The starch is often rice but could just as easily be hoppers, string hoppers, coconut rice, some variety of flat bread, pittu (rice flour and shredded coconut placed into a log-shaped mold and steamed) etc. Breakfast on my first day was string hoppers, two fish curries (a mild, coconut based curry and a fiery, sour curry) and coconut sambol. Not a clear picture of them, but string hoppers are a kind of lacey, thin-noodle-y rice flour based pancake looking thing. Hope that helps. :P  Eagle-eyed readers might notice that string hoppers come in white and brown. Some are made from white rice flour, others from red rice flour. Both are delicious.

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My second coconut experience happened about an hour later. We were in the van on the way to the sacred city of Kandy. It was hot and I was thirsty so I asked the driver if we could stop off at one of the many King coconut vendors lining the road. They basically consist of a guy, a bike and some coconuts he cut down earlier in the day after shimmying up the tree. For about 40 cents, he’ll give you a coconut with a hole cut into the top. After you’ve drunk the coconut water, give the coconut back to the vendor. He’ll fashion a small scoop from the coconut husk, cut the coconut in half and you can enjoy the delicious, jelly-like young coconut flesh. I tell you, AMAZING on a hot, humid day.
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And this is the inside of the coconut. The left half has already been cleaned of most of the meat:
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Let me tell you more about rice and curry because it’s such a huge part of what you’ll find here. First of all, the rice isn’t the sticky short-grain stuff I am used to eating here in Taiwan nor is it the longer, fluffier stuff like Indian basmati rice. The everyday rice here is a local variety called “Samba” and is almost round/ovular in shape. It has a bit of a chew to it and doesn’t really stick to itself. It’s a lot of fun to eat, especially if you decide to go local and eat with your hands. Most rice and curry meals are centered around the rice (or other starch) and include 3-5 other items. Often you simply choose your main protein (beef, chicken, fish were most popular) or vegetarian if that’s how you roll and the rest of the curry plate is up to the restaurant. We ate FANTASTICALLY well at nearly every rice and curry joint. They do a really good job of balancing the rice and curry plates. For instance, you won’t get two coconut milk based dishes nor will you see repetition in the vegetables. From what we ate, it seemed like they generally offered one coconut milk based dish, a chili/sour dish, a dry curry, some sort of dhal and mallung. Mallung is a vegetable dish consisting of a leafy green with some shredded coconut mixed in. Think of it as a cooked salad. Here's an example...Beef curry, mallung, dal, carrots, curried cabbage and a crispy papadum:
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And another, dal, daikon radish curry, sour fish curry and something I don't remember. This was at a small, seaside shack where we asked our tuk-tuk driver for a lunch recommendation:
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Yet another, this from up in the hill country. Again, we asked our driver where he might head to eat and this is where he took us. Note no rice but roti. At this meal, a fantastic sour fish curry made not with fresh fish (we were inland) but with little dried fish, coconut sambol, dal and the best potato curry I have ever had:
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One more so you can see how our bed and breakfast treated us. These guys at the Kandy Cottage in Kandy made some of the most incredible spreads we saw on our trip. Yah, the flavors were turned down a notch from what you got at local restaurants but they were really good about listening and delivering. We told them we wanted to try as many different things as possible so, for 4 nights, they served us completely different meals. At this one, fish curry, papadums, potato curry, green beans, beet curry an onion sambol:
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Here's a crab curry combo served on a banana leaf. This was at a restaurant in the capital city of Colombo specializing in the cuisine of the northern region of Jaffna. Jaffna food is hot, hot, hot but very delicious. We learned about this restaurant from Brit celebrity chef Rick Stein who claims that this restaurant serves the best crab curry he's ever had. Small sample size but I'm inclined to agree:

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As far as the flavors go, it seems like nothing got cooked in Sri Lanka without either cinnamon, curry leaves or Maldive fish. Sri Lanka is famous for its cinnamon and it’s fantastic stuff, very aromatic, soft and sweet. As you might imagine, most spices here are stunningly good. The green cardamom, in particular, is very, very nice...bright, floral and lemony. Curry leaves are huge not only in Sri Lanka but also in southern India. If you’re not familiar with them, there’s not much I can say to describe the aroma. It’s unique. Maldive fish is named after the nearby Maldives. It’s, from what I was told, generally bonito, sun dried. It’s flaked and used as a flavoring agent in curries, sambols etc. The flavor has some of that smokiness you find in katsuobushi. Sri Lankan food is, for the most part, very delicious but after 8 rice and curry meals, you do start looking for something else.

This brings me to...short eats!!! Short eats are sorta the snack food of Sri Lanka but calling them a snack doesn’t do them justice. They’re usually about 3-4 bites per piece and vary in shape and size. The ones we saw were usually fried or baked. They range in complexity from spiced, fried lentil patties to squares of fresh roti stuffed with curried, shredded cabbage and slices of hard boiled egg. You can buy them nearly everywhere from street vendors to sit-down restaurants to itinerant merchants peddling their wares on trains. Most restaurants churn out fresh items twice per day. Just look for the large, enthusiastic crowd of locals at the store’s entrance. They’re a fun, cheap and mostly delicious way to eat. Also interesting is that most roadside short eats vendors used recycled homework as bags. Here's an isso vadai vendor:
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and here's what I bought from him:
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And a few items from a restaurant serving short eats:
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Most Sri Lankans lack access to grocery stores and do most of their shopping at roadside vendors, wet markets etc. These places are super fun to explore. Sri Lankans are, in general, very curious, friendly and proud of their local produce (for good reason) so don’t be surprised if they try to shove slices of fruit into your hand. I tried some crazy delicious stuff just by wandering around and asking questions about what was available. On the coast, the fish markets are AMAZING. I hear that wild fish is on the decline but you’d never know it here in Sri Lanka. I watched a few fishing boats unload their catch and the variety is breathtaking. Restaurants seem to favor serving the big, meatier fish (swordfish, tuna) but I saw all sorts of other fish which I never got to try. If you decide to visit Galle (and you should, it’s a really cool enclosed city/fort) check out the fish market outside of the city’s walls. Really spectacular.

Also found outside if the city’s walls was this guy, a palm sugar merchant. Palm sugar, if you’ve never had it, is great stuff. It’s sweet, yah, but with so much character. Palm trees (in Sri Lanka it’s mostly the Kittul palm used for sugar production) are tapped. The sap is boiled down and, depending on how far it’s boiled you get different products. Boil it a little bit and you get palm syrup (locals call it “treacle”). Boil it further and you get palm sugar. Palm syrup can be purchased in grocery stores but villagers also bottle their own and I’d recommend the jankier, bootleg stuff. It’s smokier and more delicious. The syrup is also an integral part of one of my favorite Sri Lankan dishes...curd and syrup. The curd is made from water buffalo milk. Think thick, Greek yogurt but with some funk to it. Please notice the recycled arrack bottle and beautifully wrapped sugar:
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To wrap this up, Sri Lanka is amazing. It’s not just the great food or the beautiful, exotic locale. It’s the PEOPLE. They’re some of the most generous, warm and friendly people I’ve ever met. Mass transit, the great democratizer, provided some of the clearest examples. There was the boy scout troop master on the train who spotted me checking out his banana leaf meal and immediately offered me a taste....and then ordered his scouts to let me also try their meals! There was the mother with the blind child on the intra-city van who turned around and pushed a few fruits into my hand and then turned back around before I could even thank her. I’ve always found it amazing that my travels have led me to people who have so little to give and, yet, they’re always the kindest and most charitable people. Anyhow, I’ll stop proselytizing but if you ever have the opportunity to visit, please do.

Please ask if you have any questions about visiting the country. I'll field anything from travel itinerary, cost, how we got around, bathrooms & toilet paper, etc.

Btw, the proper beverage pairing for a rice and curry meal is orange Fanta or ginger beer. Trust me on the orange Fanta. And the coffee universally sucked everywhere we went.     

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Clams V1.0

Uhhh, so if you have been following this at all you will have noticed that I love stir-fried clams. Given that they are about 150-225NT per plate here in Taiwan, I decided that I needed to learn how to do it myself.

1. Buy clams. My morning market has a ton of clam vendors so finding clams is easy. However, deciding on WHICH type of clam to buy is a challenge because there are so many options. In the U.S. you primarily see Manila and razor clams but Taiwan has a bounty of bivalves. I basically settled on the first clams I saw squirting water and the vendor with the widest smile.  100NT for a large bag of clams...maybe about a pound of clams.  The other cool thing is that when you buy groceries here in Taiwan, vendors will often throw in some freebies like cilantro, green onions or, in this case, some basil leaves.  Wonderfully thoughtful.  She also gave me her advice on how to cook the clams: basil, chili, a touch of soy, water but no garlic.  Yes ma'am!

2. How to cook the clams? Well, this was easy, stir-fry. How do I flavor them? I used a combination of what I had on hand (Chinese celery) and what I have seen at local restaurants (chili, basil and Chinese BBQ sauce) along with the seafood vendor's recommendation.

3. Cook clams.  Easy.  Clams have little built in timers.  When they pop open, they are done!

Anyhow, some pictures:



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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Scallops with Champagne Sauce

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So I am a liar.  I didn't use champagne in the sauce but a Spanish cava.  Anyhoo, back in this post, I made fish stock which is used in this scallop recipe so this is the completion of the "Budget College Cook cooks something outside of his comfort zone" experiment.  This recipe is from Anthony Bourdain's Les Halles Cookbook.  Bourdain is sarcastic, funny and a bit of a character so it's an entertaining read.  As for the recipes, well, this is the only one I've ever made so I have no comment other than this dish tasted great!

INGREDIENTS
2 tablespoons butter, softened
1 shallot, thinly sliced
1 cup of fish stock
1/2 cup heavy cream
S&P
Sea Scallops (Please use dry scallops...click this for more info)
Clarified butter (I used olive oil)
1/2 cup Champagne (I'm using cava)
juice of 1/2 lemon (I hate instructions like this because lemons are so different...grrr)
4 chives, finely chopped

1. Melt half of the butter in a pan, add the shallots.  Cook over med-low heat until soft but not browned (I screwed up here...there is a bit of browning on my shallots).  Add the fish stock and bring to a boil, reduce heat and reduce by half.  Add the cream, bring back up to a boil, reduce heat and simmer for 15 minutes.  Strain out the shallots, season with S&P.

2. Pat the scallops dry (if necessary) season with S&P (I only seasoned with salt but added pepper after cooking...I don't like burned pepper).  Heat clarified butter (or olive oil) until it's just under smoking.  Add the scallops, cook on one side for about 3 minutes (resist the urge to move them around or peek!  Moving and peeking will result in a less caramelized crust!).  Flip the scallops over and cook on the second side for 3 minutes (your scallop will now be cooked on the exterior but slightly rare on the interior...adjust cooking time to suit your taste).  Set scallops aside.

3.  Pour off excess grease from scallop pan.  (See that nice brown stuff?  If it's too dark, clean out the pan.  If it's golden brown, GREAT!)  Return the pan to heat and pour in the sparkling beverage.  Scrape the pan to incorporate the brown bits (if they're there).  Reduce the wine until it's syrupy.  Add back the strained cream sauce.  Bring to boil and throw in that last tablespoon of butter.  Add lemon juice to taste.  Stir in chives.  Arrange scallops and sauce on a plate.  DONE!

Time- I'm not going to include the time I spent making the fish stock.  Probably about 30 minutes total here.

Food Cost-ugh.  So expensive, probably not for the college crowd although it makes an easy and impressive main course for a Valentine's Day Dinner?
Scallops- The 8 scallops I purchased cost $16.50.  Wowzers
Wine- $11.99 for the bottle (very tasty wine, would buy again.)  About two bucks worth in this dish.
Cream- $0.50
Fish stock- $2.00
Incidentals- $1.50
Total- $23.50.  I got two servings (4 scallops per person) so $11.75 per person.  Jeeeeeebus.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Guest Post: Scallop Sauce with Olive Oil, Garlic and Hot Pepper

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I just put on a t-shirt. Not only did I put it on inside-out but I also managed to put it on backwards. Maybe I'm not in the best state of mind to write a blog post?

Whatever. This is another of my brother's pastas from my recent trip to St. Louis. For the past 2 years, he's been raving about how great it is and how I really need to make it. He even took pictures of the recipe and e-mailed it to me. However, my near constant obsession with Asian food got in the way and I never got around to it. James decided to chef it up for me so here we go. This recipe is taken from the previously recommended Essentials of Classic Italian Cooking by Marcella Hazan.

P.S. I keep hot sauce on my desk the way most people keep pens and pencils. Just thought I'd share.

INGREDIENTS

1 lb fresh bay or deep sea scallops (my brother swears by the bay scallops, says they're much better than the sea scallops for this recipe)
1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil
1 tablespoon garlic chopped very fine
2 tablespoons chopped parsley
Red chili flake to taste
Salt
1 lb pasta (cookbook recommends spaghettini or spaghetti)
1/2 cup dry, unflavored bread crumbs, lightly toasted in oven or in a skillet

1. Rinse scallops and pat dry. If using bay scallops, leave as is. If using sea scallops, cut into 3/8 inch thick slices.

2. Put olive oil and garlic in a large pan, turn heat to medium and cook until garlic is colored a light gold. Add parsley and hot pepper, stir and toss in scallops and salt to taste. Turn heat to high and cook until scallops turn white. Taste and add additional salt or red pepper if needed. The cookbook points out that if the scallops shed a lot of liquid, remove them from the pan and boil down the water juices and then add the scallops back into the pan.

3. Toss the scallop sauce with the cooked pasta, add bread crumbs, toss again and eat!

Thanks, James! Really tasty and much, much better than the shaking beef stew. :)

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Shellfish Skirmish!

George and I frequently visit the 2+2 web forum. The forum primarily exists to disseminate poker related knowledge but they also have some cool community areas. At the El Diablo Discussion Forum, they have a monthly cooking contest which revolves around a specific theme. This month's theme is shellfish so we decided to give it a shot and make a complete menu based on non-fish sea creatures. Needless to say, it was ALOT of work and we're going to be making the same menu in a few days for a few friends. We've sorta figured out what components we can make the night before and which need to be done the day of so, hopefully, the dinner party won't be horribly hectic. Here's what we cooked:
Scallop Tartare with Asian Pear, Bell Pepper and Walnut Oil Vinaigrette

Egg with Dungeness Crab, Softly-Scrambled Egg and Uni (Kinda looks like a brain is climbing out of the hollowed-out shell, yes?

Shellfish Stew with Ginger Bouillon (Clams, mussels and shrimp in what is basically a ginger-shrimp bisque)

Oyster and Uni in Seawater Gelee (Ripped off from Manresa)

Shrimp with Roasted Butternut Squash (Squash is flavored with ginger and there are also crispy, puffed pumpkin seeds for textural contrast)

Steamed Lobster with Ginger-Garlic-Basil Sauce (really, really tasty and not too hard!)

Lychee with Strawberries and Lime (Notice anything interesting? That's right...we wanted the first and last courses to look identical...to come full circle, so to speak. I think we succeeded.)

If I feel so inclined, I will throw up some pictures of the cooking process...Don't expect full recipes though because I don't feel like doing it. Unless 23 people leave comments asking for a full play-by-play.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Shrimp Stew


I had some vin blanc leftover from the sausage recipe so I thought to myself, "What else can I do with white wine?" Seafood immediately came to mind and I started combing the old cookbook collection. My obsession with shrimp is still going strong so when I discovered a recipe for Shrimp Stew in Tom Valenti's Soups, Stews, & One-Pot Meals, the search ended. I should say that the dish I ended up making is a very, very loose adaptation of what was in the cookbook. I hesitate to even call it an adaptation because I changed so many things. However, as the recipe acted as my muse, I must give credit where credit is due.

And we're off!
The usual picture of the ingredients:
Start out by dealing with the shrimp. I'm using a pound of head-on shrimp with shells. There must have been about 15-20 shrimp total. Here's a picture of the briny bastards:
The next few steps are not for the squeamish. Begin by twisting off the heads and set aside. Run a paring knife through the backs of the shrimp and pull upwards so you simultaneously butterfly the shrimp and split the shells. Remove the shells and combine with the recently severed heads. Set the shrimp meat aside.

Heat up a soup pot and add some olive oil. Toss in the shrimp shells and heads. Give it a stir and allow the shells to brown a bit.

Add two tablespoons of tomato puree or one tablespoon of tomato paste. Toss in a quarter cup of white wine and allow to reduce until it's mostly gone. Toss in 4 cups of chicken stock and 2 cups of water. Bring to a boil and simmer for 30 minutes. If you want to simmer it a little longer, say an hour, feel free.
You should end up with a delicious shrimpy liquid. This is why I used the shell-on shrimp with heads. However, you can totally go with de-shelled, headless shrimp. Your soup just won't taste as good as mine. You pansy, nancy-boy you.

While the shrimp stock is simmering, prep the rest of the ingredients. Clean and cut 3 leeks into postage stamp sized pieces. Refer back to this post if you forget how to clean leeks. Mince three cloves of garlic. Cut a pound of potatoes into AA-battery sized pieces. Devein the shrimp and brine. Refer back to this post on why/how to brine. Roughly chop a handful of fresh dill. Enjoy a glass of wine while you're working. You deserve it.

When the shrimp stock is done, strain and press the shells to extract as much flavor/liquid as possible. Set the liquid aside and throw out the shells.

Clean out the soup pot and toss in half of a stick of unsalted butter. Allow to melt and then toss in the minced garlic. Saute for a minute but don't let the garlic or the butter burn. Toss in the leeks and saute for 3 minutes. Toss in the potatoes and saute for 2 minutes. With the addition of each vegetable, add a pinch of salt.
Pour in a cup of white wine, bring to a boil and reduce until most of the wine has evaporated. Here's a picture of the whole mess:
Pour in the shrimp stock and, if necessary, water to cover the vegetables. Bring to a boil and simmer for approximately ten minutes or until the potatoes are cooked through. Taste for seasoning.

Time to add the shrimp. Drain the shrimp and add them to the soup. They will cook very, very quickly, say a minute of two. Toss in the handful of chopped dill, a squeeze or two of lemon juice and you're all set. Done!

Time- About an hour. Maybe a bit more.
Food Cost-
Shrimp- $6.00
White Wine-$4.50
Leeks- $2.50
Incidentals- $1.25
Total-$14.25
Servings- 6 good sized bowls. $2.37 per bowl.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Shrimp with Indian Spices


Sorry gang...I know it's been a while since I've posted anything but I've been super busy. I promise that I haven't lost any love for any of the 466 unique visitors that have visited my page (Google Analytics is kinda pretty much sorta amazing). I haven't had much time to cook anything until yesterday afternoon but I've got some new material to post so let's get started...

This recipe is pretty much taken straight from Indian Home Cooking A Fresh Introduction To Indian Food. I'd also like to add that this recipe should also work well with other types of protein...chicken, perhaps?

Clean and devein 3/4 pounds of shrimp. You can either shell the shrimp or leave the shells on...I elected to leave the shells on. Sprinkle the shrimp with 1/4 tsp of mustard powder, 1/4 tsp of turmeric and 1/4 tsp of cayenne pepper. Squeeze 2 tsps of lemon juice over the shrimp and add a few heavy pinches of salt. Mix well and set aside to marinate. Leave for about 30 minutes. Sorry about the blurry picture.


While the shrimp are marinating/bathing in flavor, mince enough green onion tops to yield 2 tablespoons.


After a half hour of marinating, heat up a pan. Add oil. Toss in a good pinch of mustard seeds, cumin seed and, if available, a half dozen torn curry leaves. The mustard seeds will pop and splatter. Stir/cook the spice mixture until it's nice and aromatic. Don't burn it.

Toss in the shrimp and mix well to combine with the oil/spices.

Give the shrimp a minute to color on one side and then add the chopped green onion tops. Flip the shrimp to color the second side.

The shrimp will cook very quickly. If you're unsure whether or not they're done, grab a shrimp, cut into it and have a look. You should also taste for seasoning...it might need salt.


Done!


Time- 40 minutes, much of it unsupervised.

Food Cost-
Shrimp- $6.00
Incidentals- $0.25
Total- $6.25 or about $3.00 per serving.
Should feed 2 people along with rice.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Steamed Lobster with Herb Sauce, Lobster Bisque, Corn, and Fingerling Potatoes

This is a picture of Mr. 2.5-Pound-Lobster. My roommate and I decided to cook dinner for a few friends and settled on something quite elaborate. The exact recipe can be found in Chez Jacques: Traditions and Rituals of a Cook. This is easily the most complicated recipe we have ever attempted. The recipe calls for 3 1.5-1.75 pound lobsters. Unfortunately, the Asian-Mart which we went to only had lobsters which were either too big or too small. We settled on one 2.5 pounder and two 1.25 pounders.

The first step was to steam the lobsters in order to remove the flesh. Start the lobster in a COLD pot and pour in 4 cups of water,and turn the heat to high. Ignore their cries of pain as they die a slow (but pleasant!) death. (George feels that this would be a better way to die whereas I would rather be plunged headfirst into boiling water. Maybe this will be the next poll).

Once the water starts boiling, wait one minute and then turn the heat off. You want the flesh to be barely cooked. Save the lobstery cooking liquid. We definitely overcooked the lobster so the next time we employ this technique, adjustments will be made.

Now it's time to savage the lobsters. Tear off both claws and the tail, leave the carapace/body intact. Be sure to save all the liquid that runs out of the shell...there will probably be quite a bit.

Ok, remove the meat from the tail and claws, hopefully in as few pieces as possible...you're looking for easily identifiable pieces of lobster. We actually had to resort to using a hammer for the 2.5 pounder because tearing into his shell was like trying to tear a car door in half. After 30 minutes of work we finally managed to extract all the delicious meat. It was a challenge not to halt the recipe at this point and just devour the unadorned lobster meat.

Once you get all the meat out, divide it into 6 portions, put it into a shallow pan, and pour 1 1/2 cups of melted butter over it and cover with saran wrap. This then goes into a 150 degree oven until you are ready to assemble the dish. We had some problems maintaining our oven at such a low temperature and our lobster was a little bit over cooked. Next time, we will make adjustments.


Now we will use the lobster bodies to make the bisque. Take a big knife and cut the bodies into 4 pieces each. Here is a picture of the carnage:
Heat up a tablespoon of olive oil in a pan, and toss in the cut up shells. Brown them for about 15 minutes. If things look like they're starting to burn, take the pan off the heat for 30 seconds.
Meanwhile, chop a cup each of onions, celery, and leeks.

Toss them in with the lobster carcasses, along with a sprig of fresh tarragon, 4-5 cloves of crushed garlic, 1/2 a cup of white wine, 1 cup of tomato juice, a pinch of herbes de provence, salt and pepper, and all but 2 cups of the lobster cooking liquid which you saved from earlier. Cook it for about 40 minutes. This will smell insanely delicious.
After 40 minutes, strain the liquid out, trying to get every last drop. Throw out the shells. To the liquid, add 1/2 a cup of cream, some brandy or cognac, and season to taste. We loooove lobster bisque!

Next, we need to make the herb sauce.

Start by reducing down those last 2 cups of lobster liquid to 1 cup.


Make a slurry from 1 tablespoon water and 1 teaspoon of potato starch, and add this to thicken the reduced lobster liquid. Now, remember the 1 1/2 cups of lobster butter you have sitting in the oven at 150? Pour all of it into this sauce, and whisk it up. Finally, add some chopped parsley, chives,and tarragon. Here's a final picture.
All we need now is the potatoes and corn. Fresh roasted corn would be nice, but so would a (insert dirty sexual act) from (insert hot female celebrity). We had frozen corn in the fridge, so that's what went in.

You also need to peel about a pound of fingerling potatoes. This is the worst part of the entire recipe. Here is a picture of me suffering:


Boil these skinned potatoes in salted water for about 15 minutes, and cook the corn over high heat with some oil.

mmmm boiled potatoes...these are seasoned with salt, pepper and olive oil.

NOW we are ready to assemble the final dish.

Make sure your plates are HOT. This dish is a travesty if served cold which is what happened to us. Maybe if George wasn't lollygagging around town then we could've attended to these details, yes? YES????

Start with the corn, put one portion of lobster on top, spoon some sauce over the top, and put the potatoes around that.

Put the bisque into a small bowl or ramekin, and place it on the plate next to the meat. Garnish with chives, parsley, jujube fruit, whatever.

....and voila!

BTW if you find that any of these pictures are unsatisfying, blame this guy:


Thanks, Han.

Time- Four hours of vigorous, unorganized work. Attempt this recipe only under two conditions:
1. You're trying to get laid.
2. You're insane.

Food Cost-
Lobster- $10.00
Potatoes- $0.33
Corn- $0.18
Incidentals- $1.00
Total per plate- $11.52
Serves six.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Breakfast...Green Curry Fried Rice w/shrimp


Yah, yah. I know. I may be half-white but I sure don't eat like your typical white dude. I decided to make spicy fried rice for breakfast because I woke up pretty lethargic and, with a long day of studying ahead of me, decided that I needed some sort of endorphin rush to get me going. And you gotta love the fluorescent green plastic plate. Classy, right?

Fried rice is INSANELY easy. The key to success is to NEVER, EVER use rice straight out of the rice cooker. Well, you can, but that's for advanced users only. Freshly cooked rice is too sticky, too clumpy and too gummy and your fried rice will turn out the same way. Instead, use refrigerated, day-old rice. If you pick up a handful and squeeze, you'll notice that the individual grains will separate. This is the key to producing a light, non-pasty fried rice. Still don't believe me? Just try it and thank me later. And remember, DON'T OVERLOAD YOUR WOK/PAN! If you do, your rice won't fry properly and will instead steam. This is bad. If you need to make a large quantity of fried rice, either invest in a more powerful stove or cook in batches.

Here's how I made mine:

De-vein shrimp. Shelling the shrimp is optional...I left the shells on because I love to suck on stir-fried shrimp shells...so shrimpy! I think I used about 6 shrimp. Feel free to brine the shrimp.

Mince three cloves of garlic and two shallots. Slice up 2 Thai-bird chiles.

Measure out 2 teaspoons of green curry paste and 2 teaspoons of La Jiao Jiang. Set aside. You can use more if you want. Keep this in mind for future iterations.

Grab about 2-3 cups of leftover rice and squeeze it to separate the grains. Do this over a bowl or something...duh. You want to do this until the rice is in marble sized clumps or smaller.

Mince a handful of cilantro leaves.

Add some oil to a heated pan. Toss in the garlic, shallots and chiles. Stir-fry until aromatic. Toss in the shrimp and give it all a good stir. Toss in a few pinches of salt. Stir and let the shimp cook. Say, 2 minutes. Stir it again, flip the shrimp and give them a minute on the other side. See how the shrimp magically turn color?


Your shrimp should be done by now but if you're not sure, grab one and cut it open. Undercooked? I think you know what to do.

When shrimp are cooked, remove to a plate. Clean out and reheat the pan. Add 2-3 tablespoons of oil and toss in the green curry paste and La Jiao Jiang. Stir fry for 30 seconds until the oil is well seasoned and aromatic. It may seem like an excessive amount of oil but trust me on this one.

Add the rice and toss to combine. You want to coat all of the rice with the flavored oil. This is an important step unless you like fried rice with inconsistent seasoning. Allow the rice to heat through. This might take anywhere from 3-5 minutes. Toss in your cooked shrimp. Taste the rice. I've purposely omitted salt from this recipe because some brands of green curry paste can be extremely salty but taste your fried rice and, if necessary, add salt/fish sauce. Turn off the heat, toss in the minced cilantro and stir. Put on a plate. Serve with a lime wedge. Eat. Be sure to wash your face because it'll probably be hella greasy from the stir-frying.

Time-15 minutes
Food Cost-
Shrimp- $2.00
Incidentals- $0.50
Total: $2.50
Makes one generous serving. I'm stuffed and I've got a big appetite. You might be able to feed two small Asian people with this recipe.