Desperate measures...

I might as well try....

Back when I lived in Chicago, I often visited this giant wine store. It was basically a warehouse full of wine. More importantly, it also had a HUGE selection of beer. I grew particularly fond of Prima Pils.

Unfortunately, I am now living in some backwoods little city called San Francisco. I can't find Prima Pils ANYWHERE in this barren hellhole.

So...who wants to send me a six-pack? My birthday is in less than a month...